sweetmarigold:

star-anise:

kissingcullens:

…”And more importantly, is he single?”

Steve and Natasha in unison: "NO."

Sam looks like he’s having a religious experience.

(Source: ivonman, via chiazu)

darknessbloodyshadow123:

cloudsinmycoffee9:

this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

*laughs irl*

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alittlebitofdisneymagic:

forgettingfilm:

saoritsukiyaori:

hatcadet:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

GOTTA EAT TO LIVE
GOTTA STEAL TO EAT
TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT WHEN I GOT THE TIME

ONE JUMP AHEAD OF THE SLOWPOKES

ONE SKIP AHEAD OF MY DOOM

NEXT TIME GOTTA USE A NOM DE PLUME

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It got better

(via chiazu)

dirty-fallen-angel:

roguephoenix1224:

dirty-fallen-angel:

bloggerwithamouth:

I don’t think they realise just how much they’d fuck up a bunch of people if Dean sung Elvis in the musical episode

What if they sing Twist & Shout
What if they sing Can’t Help Falling In Love With You

What would happen? The sound of a million fangirls dying of feels would be heard around the world….

I’m pretty sure cities would fall

(via cloudwig)

sassymajesty:

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it d a n c e.

(via therealsheldon)

fuckyeah-nerdery:

cranzerries:

cranzerries:

I dream to someday run a companies twitter

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Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?

(via chiazu)

jaclcfrost:

this is it
this is what true temptation looks like

jaclcfrost:

this is it

this is what true temptation looks like

(Source: jaclcfrost, via chiazu)

a-simplepairofpants:

In case anyone needed an update from the results of P!ATD’s HRC donation.

(via alona-aeducan)

the-barghinator:

Fucking hell, it took me a few minutes to realise what the fuck was going on.

the-barghinator:

Fucking hell, it took me a few minutes to realise what the fuck was going on.

(via alona-aeducan)